Saturday, December 20, 2008

The Music City Bandwagon


STEES vs Tits
1 PM L.P. Field
Ok so after a huge week for the Stees last week, the boys find themselves able to take over the number one spot in the AFC. Homefield throughout the playoffs would be huge, even though we all know that we can play AND win anywhere.

The Titans bandwagon has grown ridiculously this season. There is nothing more annoying than loud mouth fairweather fans and thats what the Stees will encounter in Nashville this weekend. The Titans are a team who has found ways to win. Kerry Collins is very Tommy Maddox like from the 02-03 season, when the Titans actually knocked the Stees out of the playoffs due to a Joe Nedney Oscar winning performance.

Donny's Digs on the Titans

-The Titans offense if fueled by a powerful running game. Chris Johnson is nasty. Fast, annoying, and the spokesperson for homo-sexual african americans. He has had success against most teams, but he has never tried to have his throat ripped out by James Harrison either. Lendel White is a big powerful runner, but after his first handoff when the Stees knock him in the mouth, he will become frustrated and Jeff Fisher will take him out of the game. White will then proceed to have a hissy fit in the locker room. The Stees MUST stop their running game. The absolute biggest key to the game.

- The Titans D Has been solid all year. There is some good news for Big Ben, Fat Albert Haynesworth and Kyle Vandensuck are not playing this week. Had they been, Big Ben may have been in better shape after his Motorcycle accident. Hopefully he will have more time in the pocket and can pick apart their secondary. Huge break for the Stees in this crucial game.

-Kerry Collins has been in the league forever. He is smart. Thats about all he has going for him. With the Stees putting a stop to the run game, Collins will have nothing.

Why the Stees are great.

-The Stees need 9 more sacks in the next 2 games to break the franchise record of 55. I think we can have that by the second quarter on Sunday.

-Big Ben particpated in the DVE Christmas Show, singing Neutered Balls with Ralph the Cat. Awesome. ATTENTION The DVE Christmas show link has rare footage of DONNY himself singing all sorts of Christmas Classics. CHECK IT OUT!!
-Home Field for the AFC Championship game would be awesome. No matter what the players are saying, this is a game they want to win. Look for the Defense to be extremely fired up.

- Aaron Smith is coming off of Defensive player of the week honors. Look for him to cause some white on white beatdowns at the expense of Collins

-We will hear Nashville constantly be referred to as Music City. I think one listen to Donny live at Nicks Fat City will change some minds. Donny > All country

Go Stees

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