Pens came out firing on all cylinders with Sid and Geno on the same line, and Geno was just going crazy and looking sick. Malone quickly got jealous and tried being a piece of trash and got a penalty. Malkin also got a "2 minutes for being pushed by trash" penalty.
Shortly after, Jeff "Laffy Taffey" showed just how great he is. Whitney was in the Christmas spirit and gift wrapped one for laffey. It was as easy to bury as seagull shit in sand, but laffey decided to eat shit instead and spin in a worthless circle.
Also: my two favorite players received penalties in the first---Scuderi and Dupuis ( notice the sarcasm)......watching Scuderi skate is like having someone pull your toenails off with pliers while having your balls in a vice and shit shoved up your nose.
FIRST INTERMISSION: 0-0
SECOND PERIOD
The second period was super gay. The pens did nothing. Some gay named Pettingzoo scored a goal for Tampon Bay.
SECOND INTERMISSION: PENS 0 - TB 1
THIRD PERIOD
No recap needed here. They Gays scored another goal and the pens did nothing. Waste of 2.5 hours watching this garbage game........First time Pens have been shutout since January 18 against, who else, the Tampons........Merry X-mas............Suck it....
FINAL: PENS 0 - TB 2
2 comments:
Merry Chrisymas Guys, I felt the same way..what a watse of a few hours
Man people who are forking out big bucks for these Holiday games gotta be pissed. The Pens atleast owe it to their fans to atleast make these games interesting. Garbage.
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