STEES vs Dirty Birds

4:15 M & T Bank Stadium

Ray Lewis has killed people. Michael Vick put a few pit bulls against one another and will be hated forever. As he should be. But, c’mon people Ray Lewis has killed PEOPLE, and we as Pittsburghers have to put up with his murderous ways twice a year, plus our poor ears have to hear the media be all on his balls. Disgusting. I almost wish Lewis would have attempted to kill a German Sheppard, so more people would hate him.

Ok. So SI.com has us as the number one game of the week. This is two huge media weeks in a row for the Stees. Dallas has been self destructing ever since Deshea Townsend brought the house down last week. TO thinks that Homo and Witten have “secret meetings” to plot ways not to include TO. Wow. Secret meetings. That must be it. Actually ESPN.com just reported on an altercation between TO and Witten at practice. TO must be jealous that JWitt played football at UT and not UTC…. Ok enough on those fools. Back to this week…

We need to establish a run game this week. Hands down. Willie has come right out and said that they Stees need to run the ball more. If the running game gets going early and Ben has just a descent day, we will win. No doubt. The Stees have not won in Baltimore since the 2002 season. Also with a win, a playoff spot will be clinched and we will be 8-1 against AFC opponents this year. Solid. We all know the big nasty will come to play. The secondary seems to be playing as good as possible and members of the 3-4 kill people on the field, where killing should be done.

Big individual Points of Interest for the Stees this week

-Hines only needs 76 yards for 10,000 yards in his career.

-Reed needs 15 more points to pass up Roy Gerela on the teams all time scoring list. Reed is currently sitting at 717. That’s a match up I wanna see. Gerelas Gorillas vs Jeff Reed’s STD ridden hoes.

- Half a sack is all Harrison needs for the teams single season sack record.

Who to Hate on the Ravens

Obviously Ray Lewis. No explanation needed.

Joe Flacco. He is a clown. He will be throwing up prayers Derrick Mason and Mark Clayton. Oh yeah that reminds me. Remember when Todd Heap used to be good?

Ed Reed. I promise you, we will all be sick of hearing Reed compared to Troy.

McClain and McGahee will try to run the ball on us. Won’t happen

Also, it’s a pretty big game in Baltimore. So I’m pretty sure we will see plenty of Michael Phelps, who yes, is awesome. But his deuschbag style and love for the Ravens is enough to make one yomit. I bet he's wearing a crooked Lacoste hat. Any takers?

Donnie Iris > Michael Phelps

Go Stees